Kiss My Asphalt
Love the Road
Shitcan, meet shitcan.
Edit – it is the fail
1968 Buick Opel kadett wagon. Not speeding. Not egging. Not spontaneously losing headlight power.
Q: What is a Lancia Beta Zagato?
Crap Cars was a warning, not an epitaph. You have to kill it with fire. Or busted valvetrains.