What to drive

when it’s 1977 and your cocaine bills make you downsize from that Mark V

1977 LTD II

The Ford LTD II.  “II” because it’s twice as good?  Two because that’s how many models are spun off the same chassis?  No.  More like “II” because the first type was so successful.  “II” because maybe you’ll think this shitbox has something in common with the good one:
Examples?  Examples:
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I’m looking at the man in the mirror…

Who can it be now?

And concluding that his blood is as blue as the car.

Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

And with blue paint and blue blood comes blue hair riding shotgun.

Off to Tilted Kilt for some eye candy

And blue balls, probably.  And little blue pills.

MPG is irrelevant

At least they don’t clutter the car pool lanes of the commoners.  Ferrari 456M GTA.