for either car OR driver
Body Count
I have a love/hate relationship with cops as it is. Seeing this brought a smile to my heart, though.
This is the Porsche 944 graveyard.
Spock: Jim, they are dying.
Kirk: Let them die.
We know the Porsche 944. We know cop detectives. We know DUI collisions by cop detectives. rolling into the back of motorcycles. So, there is some measure of Karma in seeing the rotted corpses, and a front clip on a pike.
I got my black shirt on.I got my black gloves on.I got my ski mask on.This shit’s been too long.
Body Count
I have a love/hate relationship with cops as it is. Seeing this brought a smile to my heart, though.
This is the Porsche 944 graveyard.
Spock: Jim, they are dying.
Kirk: Let them die.
We know the Porsche 944. We know cop detectives. We know DUI collisions by cop detectives. rolling into the back of motorcycles. So, there is some measure of Karma in seeing the rotted corpses, and a front clip on a pike.
I got my black shirt on.I got my black gloves on.I got my ski mask on.This shit’s been too long.
Get drunk and hit a 7-Eleven Clerk
“No, pardon ME, detective”
Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you.
No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!!
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Smack My Ass Edition
This is the Porsche 944, the best iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977. In the 80s, these were the shit. There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year. I saw it up close and personal one night. I was out on my motorcycle, stopped at a stop sign, and the mofo REAR ENDED ME! Continue reading “ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Smack My Ass Edition”
