Supercar Run: High School Never Ends

You can’t do anything involving a car without some rich boy showing up…

Ferrari 458 Italia
I’d like to play…

Expecting the heavens to part on his arrival…

Ferrari 458 Italia
What do you mean I am too much of a show off?

then get pissed and speed off in a hail of gravel over-revved Italian goodness

Ferrari 458 Italia
Fine. I don’t want to be part of your stupid rally

Thanks for the drive by, brah. By the way, the black roof looks like shit – too bad you paid extra for it.

We’re All Doomed

Ferrari 458 Italia
Dad, check out this “Friday” song!

This is a Ferrari 458. 562 HP.  0-60 in 3.2 sec.  $245,000 if you can find one..

In this car is a passenger.

Is the passenger vogueing for passers by – or I should say those passed by?  No.

Is the passenger videotaping  ridiculous hooning?  No.

Is the passenger simply soaking in every sound, every smell, every g-force, every scenery blurring by?No. The passenger is texting.  “Yo, Angry Birds Rio has monkeys, dude!”

Western civilization has declined and fell.  We just don’t want to admit it.

Faster Dad, I only have 1 bar.
Ferrari 458
There’s an app for that