Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy

Lincoln Continental Mark V
file photo

  • Mismatched Sears tires
  • “distressed” vinyl roof
  • “Tiger-striped” velour
  • beersoaked carpet.

Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better.  Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V
Do they make Rogaine for vinyl roofs?

Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack.  All your shit falls off:  roof, exhaust, little black rub strip…

Curb feelers

Welcome to the jungle
Welcome to the jungle

your McMansion in the ‘burbs?  Well, that concept gets revisited too.